Saturday, December 17, 2005

Things I have said to foreigners

Fich dich doch selbst!

(go fuck yourself!)

Buenos dias, senorita... por favor - quiero penetrar su gato muy attractivo con mi pene enorme.

(Good day, miss...please - I would like to penetrate your very attractive cat with my enormous penis)

Pardon, monsieur, mais je voudrais tu en ma bouche?

(Excuse me, sir, but I would like you in my mouth?)

xoxox nora

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