Today me and The Dude decided that when sad, celery is the saddest vegetable of them all. We will not be leaving celery in the fridge for weeks ever again. After ten seconds with that teary little motherfucker I wanted to put bricks in my underpants and wade into the bath without even saying goodbye. Lucky for me a chance encounter with some party loving apricot dudes who were snorting coke behind the fruit bowl totally lifted my spirits and I was able to put what I now see was a pathological empathising with the failing celery behind me for good.
Anyhow. I'm off to drink beer and remember the good times.
xoxox nora
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Got any E's?
no but i am wll stockd for many othr lttrs of th alphabt.
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