If it weren't for my love for The Dude...

I would be quite likely to agree to the sex with:

Jarvis:























Dylan:
















and David:











Sex with Mister Becks there would obviously be under the caveat that he didn't actually say anything, even though the fact that he has the voice and brain of a sweet, if slightly slow, adolescent clearly makes me RANDY LIKE A FOX.


Um, clearly this post is a bit lacking in the hard-hitting, unbelievably hilarious mister nora that you've come to KNOW AND LOVE. Whatevs, bro. mister nora is kind of short on brain and time, and she were just looking for an excuse to image search for Jarvis Cocker, and refer to herself in the third person, AS IF SHE WERE IMPORTANT>the poor dear is suffering from some low self steam>let's buy her a fucking rice cooker, WITH STEAM FUNCTION, that'll fucking cheer her the fuck up>although if she thinks any of the above three fellas would deign to get pantsy with her maybe she needs LESS STEAM, MORE HUMIDITY. Or humility, or MAYBE JUST MORE HUMMUS. YEAH, BRO, LET'S GET HER AN ARAB!

The Tower of Knowledge may have just fallen over on my head, and caught fire, YES! It IS like the TOWERING INFERNO (of knowledge) IN HERE!

I think I need a Becks and a good lie down: "WINNER: MOST APPALLING PUN OF 2006!"

"WINNER: MOST APPALLING POST, 2001 - 2042"

SORRY.

xoxo nora