Excuse me, waiter, I have eaten your children. Could I please see the dessert menu?

mister nora's department of defence
quarterly round up:

war on cigarettes - winning

war on alcohol - losing (very losing)

war on Larry Emdur - losing

war on lard - losing

war on capri pants - winning

war on the Maldives - losing

war on Sigrid Thornton - winning

war on Jessica Simpson - winning

war on underpants - losing

war on fruit - winning

war on electricity - losing

war on Easy Off Bam! - winning

war on teeth - losing

war on a stick - winning (a lot)

war on carpet call - marginal

war on hairdressers - winning

war on sloth - losing

war on style - winning

war on warren - ha ha

war on squirrels - negotiating a truce

war on pecans - winning

war on war - losing


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xoxo nora