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Woman lawyer commits suicide

A dejected young woman lawyer committed suicide by hanging herself at her hostel in Egmore this morning.

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Police said the reason behind the suicide was not known immediately.

It is also suspected that love failure would have driven the woman to take the extreme step.


LOVE FAILURE MY ARSE.

Exhibit A:

"...as to the manner in which and means whereby, in a unit trust established in Australia, an oversease trust in a tax haven country might be a beneficiary and how the income derived in Australia might be distributed to such a trust so that such income was for the purposes of the Income Tax Acts interest subject only to withoding tax under s. 128B and s. 128D of the income Tax Acts."

I PUT IT TO YOU, my learned friends, that if YOU had to read that shit for a living, you too would be strapping yourself to the ceiling/battering and deep frying your tender, juicy frontal lobe/glugging down Domestos like it was sweet nectar from heaven, IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS. IF NOT, LIKE, SOONER THAN THAT.

xoxo nora