As if my life weren't exxciting nuff already, last weekend I was out on the turps having a pretty weird night generally [at my local bar there was a woman in an fat suit and a barmaid with a pinada on her head>crazy times afoot] and, when the local bar closed, we were booted on the next bar, and so there we were slouching around HAPPILY DOWNING HAPPY BEER when my baby pointed out a dude in a glowing white suit with a glowing white head just a few stops down the bar.
Was it the Bundy bear>NO!
Was it Gandalf> NO MAN, WAS BETTER THAN THAT!
WAS IT BILL MOTHERFUCKING HUNTER>
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woah brother, how did you guess that? DO WE HHAVE SOME ESP CONNECTION/ARE WE IDENTICAL TWINS?
Anway...Bill motherfuckin Hunter!
So there's no real point to this post 'cept to demonstrate how extremely fuckoed my brain is at the moment with a pointless story about Bill Hunter featuring a pinada>i.e. pretty fuckoed.
normal service will resume shortly.....unless i have done myself some permanent damadagio/acquired brain injury etc. Or unless my brain has finally cracked it with my whoring/drinking/violence and has moved back in with its parents.
[Man, you know I love you brainy. Please come back. I promise I will treat you good this time.]
xoxo nora
Friday, September 08, 2006
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Dear Mister Nora
In a co-incidence I saw Bill Hunter the other week (previous week?). And I recognised him by his BACK, eg:
Friend: did you see, that was...um...oh what's his...
Me (turning, seeing back ONLY): Bill Hunter
Not to blow my own horn but I think this makes me quite a fucking legend, basically.
Kind Regards,
i saw bill hunter in Mureal's Wedding...
BWFS: Bill Motherfucking Hunter clearly wants our pants, man. Personally I say 'no' to Bill mf Hunter's pants. And since you saw him from behind, I'm pretty sure you're saying no to his pants too. Nice work with the back recognition, btw; personally I am not so sharp with celebrity spotting so had to rely on full frontal nudity.
Kiki: WTF! This Bill MF Hunter 'coincidence' is turning sinister. Is it time for an intervention order/violent beating?
["YES"].
xoxo nora
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