Then Absalom fled on a mule

For a few moments tonight I was under the impression that Bananarama had vowed to overthrow the Fiji government by noon tomorrow.

I was also under the impression that a woman had been busted performing indecent acts on a horse in northern NSW, and WORSE, that Samantha "Motherfucking" Brett was taking a stand against gender stereotypes; unfortunately in these cases there was no dyslexia afoot.

After such unsettling items, I thought I'd relax by spending some time checking out my favourite fashion related site, which totally responds to the need "for women and girls to return to principles of modesty and femininity — to truly dress like women of virtue and principle".

Some women of virtue and principle:



































"Fabric styles and patterns include denims, floral prints, mini prints, corduroy, flannels, plaids, checks and poly-cottons."

"AWESOME! I HEAR JESUS LOVES PLAIDS, CHECKS AND POLY-COTTONS."



If are not fully understanding of Modest Fashions, please refer to this site:
"Modesty for the women means to cover the body. There are clothing which cover the body, but are also immodest. Dresses that are too tight are immodest, even if they are a cape or a jumper.

"EVEN IF THEY ARE A CAPE OR A JUMPER? NO FUCKING WAY."

"I've always been blessed by sisters whose dresses were long. I think a safe guide is if they are at least half way between the ankle and the knee."

"OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT, MY SISTERS DRESS LIKE HOS. SOMETIMES EVEN IN TIGHT CAPES. WHAT AM I TO DO BUT FUCK THEM."

There is also some awesome advice on that site regarding wifely submission/curing of rebellious teenagers, basically way more wisdom than you could ever possibly imagine being all in the one place, with a lime green background colour.

"MORE WISDOM/LIME GREEN THAN I CAN HANDLE?"

Could be. Maybe best to just trawl for horse related porn instead.

xoxo nora