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WTF is this?"
I'll tell you WTF it is, bros. IT IS COLD HARD EVIDENCE OF AGGRESSIVE SQUIRRELS.
"Getcho Nigga Ass Outta My Motherfuckin Town Square, Yo, or I Blow U Up Like U Is One Fucked Up Exxxxxplodin Motherfuckin Acorn, YO!"
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"Yo Kim Jong 'Totally' Ill, Please direct me to my next Human Target. Also, do I not resemble a middle aged Elizabeth Taylor in this outfit? [rhetorical question]"
"Dudes, our military products contain at least 5% Democracy and 13% Freedom=please desist with your tiresome complaints."
"Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh."
For more Evidence please consult this site. In particular Squirrel tributes to Jon Benet Ramsay and Steve Irwin are especially Touching of The Heart/Inciting of EXTREME FEAR OF SQUIRRELS, although Possibly not quite as much as the memorial of Petra Nemcova during the Boxing Day Tsunami.
WTF.
xoxo nora
5 comments:
Dear Mister Nora,
Squirels!!! Of Course!!!
They would be a perfect asset in our war aginst the rats of the sky. Small, agile, proficient with small arms (and I mean very small (LOL).
With them on our side we might just be able to crack open the nut of stalemate and bury those rats of the sky under the roots of justice so that we can feast on their decaying remainsnext winter.
Sincerly,
Dave Mack
Mr nora WTF? That poor fucking squirrel.
Dear Mister Nora
I think it's safe to say that none of us will ever see a doper squirrel-related thing, ever, unless something really fucked up happens.
Kind Regards,
dear mista Nora,
i think you should sponsor my mo
just a suggestion
bye for now
kiki
Dave Mack: Dude are you some kind of military genius or what; where were you when they were replacing Rumplestiltsfeld in Washington? With your brain for squirrel deployment, my talents with origami, maybe some fondue forks and a small packet of french lentils or similar we could totally become Masters of the Sky by next week.
Christine: For reals, bro. PETA should stop concerning themselves with namby pamby factory farming shit/Pamela Anderson/etc & concentrate on some Genuine Documented Abuse of Creatures.
IOYC: if it gets any doper it will be the Apocalypse, no doubt about it. I am keeping a crisp eye out for Signs/Fucked up Squirrels.
Kiki: unfortunately I have already performed my regular O/S Travel Manouevre, i.e. donation of credit card to Miscellaneous Lost & Found Drawer. This has left me kind of Sans Access to Monetary Riches. Luckily I can still access Riches of Spirit to share with everyone [phew, "thank fuck for that", bros can totally fucking live on spirit alone, etc]. I can however supply this glowing endorsement for your book cover: 'Dudes, Kiki's Mo is a Breathtaking Achievement of Awesomeness, Confirming all That is Like, Fucking Excellent about Facial Hair. Also, Please Buy It.' - mister nora.
xoxo nora
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