Bee Star Nirvana

Man, this last week or so has been pretty fucking exhausting. You might not be aware of what's been going down...........................................IF YOU LIVE IN A BEEHIVE, THAT IS, A BEEHIVE FULL OF SHIFTY FUCKING BEES WHO DON'T TELL YOU FUCK SHIT BECAUSE YOUR PARTICULAR FUCKING COMMUNE OF BEES HAS TOTALLY CUT ITSELF OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND YOUR GREAT QUEEN BEE IS PROBABLY AT THIS VERY SECOND PLANNING HER ASCENDANCE TO SOME FUCKING BEE STAR NIRVANA OR SOME SHIT BY ROUTE OF COERCIVE MASS SUICIDE/SACRIFICE OF VIRGINS/LAZY BEES ETC, LIKE I'M REFERRING TO MORE OF A CRAZY FUCKING 'CULT OF BEES' THAN YOUR MORE TRADITIONAL 'YEAH MAN LIVE AND LET LIVE BUT DON'T BOGART THAT REEFER BRO' STYLE OF 'HIVE', IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT, AND I THINK YOU DO. Anyhow guess my point is that unless you are in a Cult of Bees, you have no fucking excuse for not being aware that Late October is pretty much FESTIVITY SEASON with like 10 million of my favourite holidays basically exploding all over eachother like the products at Thrifty Car Rental's Baghdad Airport Division.

Things kicked off with the fucking molten hot "Austria Day" on October 26, followed up by a less ostentatious but still intensely happening "Czech Republic Day" (October 28), which as usual lead on to the Climactic Climax that is "Turkey Day" (October 29), I'm telling you it was pretty edgy shit bros, and like that's not even mentioning THE BIG ONE>i.e. October 27, which is of course Day of St Vincent and the Grenadines - AND NOT ONLY THAT SHIT MAN BUT ALSO TURKMENISTAN INDEPENDENCE DAY!! Only thing I love more than Turkmenistan Independence Day is Turkmenistan National Melon Day and Turkmenistan National Horse Day. That type of Good Times is almost too much fun for one puppy to gnaw at, I'm telling you right now.

Anyways plenty of dudes might have been discouraged from engaging in further Good Times after a week like that, but that's not me, man. So when it came to this 'Halloween' shit they were having here in the 'US and A' the other night, I totally decided to go to the Heart of the Action, i.e. WHERE THE GAYS ARE AT. So come Halloween me and The Dude stride down to The Castro, hoping for general extreme decadence/babylonian wild times etc. As it turns out there were like 2 million people there but HARDLY ANY GAYS. Fucked up shit, man, fucked up. Obviously The Gays were having a private party elsewhere, fucking sly cunts.

Anyway, the Castro made up for the Lack of Gays by fully providing a VERITABLE SMORGASBOARD OF COCKTARDS, a whole heap of MILLING ABOUT, and also a full quota of GUNFIGHT with bonus stabbings. By the time that shit was stirred up though, me and The Dude had retired to the safety of a Bar, where we drank a fucking freight train of these, then drank some more of them, and then when we went home I gave The Dude an Unbelievably Stellar Fucking Hair Cut with some paper scissors, which was all WELL AND GOOD until I woke up the next day feeling like this, only a lot worse...so basically with the benefit of hindsight/wisdom I should have just stayed for the gunfight, and maybe not had so much to drink. Guess you live and learn.

Anyways after a week like that today I had to sleep til midday then stare at some cats for a while. Totally soothing...hopefully I will be fully refreshed by the time my next Official Engagements wheel round - notably including Thanksgiving Day (Nov 23, Laos), President Tubman's Birthday Day (Nov 29, Liberia), Perioperative Nurse Week (Nov 12-18, USA), etc. Fuck, bros, I need a holiday (from holidays).

xoxo nora