SCENE ONE:
[Dude is chillin]
[Suddenly...]
Rat Of The Sky: "TAKE THAT, STINKEE LEETLE GROUND RAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
Dude: OMG, LOL, is it the apocalypse, this event was totally not scheduled in my blackberry, like basically, WTF dudes, etc.
SCENE TWO:
[Another town, same day...]
[Dude is chillin]
[suddenly...]
ROTS: I FEEL LIKE STINKEE LEETLE GROUND RAT TONIGHT! LIKE STINKEE LEETLE GROUND RAT TONIGHT!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!
Dude: [softly]Woah...like, Don't cry for me, Argentina...LOLZ...*dies*
SCENE THREE:
GB: Yo, Top Agent, I need yer t'git back here, like pronto. Dick says the Avians of Evil situation is getting 'Fucking Serious'.
TOP AGENT: FUCK YOU GEORGE I'M ON HOLIDAY.
GB: FUCK YOU RIGHT BACKATCHA, TOP AGENT.[slams phone down]
[Cut to shot of TA running on beach, poss in bikini?]
SCENE FOUR:
ROTS: "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh."
SCENE FIVE
[Faure's Requiem plays while camera pans over ruined city]
SCENE SIX
[Somewhere in Asia...]
TA: (sings) As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive...
[Audience boos]
TA: Fuck this shit I'm getting back to work.
SCENE SEVEN
[TA has infiltrated Secret HQ of ROTS, We Built This City on Rock n Roll plays in background]
TA: Hey Brothers, Together we can work it out!
ROTS: [conferring] Dude seems reasonable.
TA: BTW do you think I resemble a young Kevin Federline in this outfit?
ROTS: LOLZ, TOTALLY RHETORICAL QUESTION BRO!!!
TA & ROTS: [High fives]
SCENE NINE
GB: We have struck a deal with the Terrorists!
ROTS: Together we can live in Perfect Harmony!
GB, Dick, ROTS & TA sing "We are the World" to fade; Sean Penn/Bono dance in background.
Bono: How awesome is like, world peace!!
SP: Like, totally!!!!!!!
SP & B: [High Fives]
THE END
[Credits Roll]
CODA
GB: Suckers.
K the script probably still needs some work but I think it shows promise.
xoxo nora
5 comments:
dear mist nora,
i heart you
kiki
Mr Nora, I am a big name Hollywood prodoocer and I think your script rocks.
Have your people call my people and we can talk business. I am not prepared to offer you a percentage on the gross.
Kiki: aw shucks bro, xox
Mister Warner: dude I really need that percentage, this movie will be EXTREMELY gross. Surely our Peeps can work something out (maybe involving fried food/cheerleaders?).
xoxo nora
Dear, Mr Nora
I am not a big name hollywood producer.
Sincerly,
Dave Mack
p.s. incredible lols were had.
*overwhelmed*
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