(1) watching cable tv; and
(2) catching buses with drug dealers.
My life is both full and fulfilling.
I now have less than a week left in lovely San Fran, which completely breaks my big gay heart. Speaking of which, we saw Evan Dando play last week; previously I have not been fond of him but that was before I realised he was "EXCRUCIATINGLY GOOD LOOKING"- full points for hotness, the man can wear bangs like nobody else.
EXHIBIT A:
Other shit that been tootling down the street round these parts includes seeing new work by Phil Collins................................NO NOT THAT PHIL COLLINS, "THIS ONE"...........................at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. Turkish kids doing Karaoke to The Smiths' album "The World Won't Listen" = fucking awesomeski.
In other breaking news, we have moved from our palatial apartment in The Hate and moved to a hotel room on the edge of the Tenderloin, which is also palatial if by "palatial" you mean "tinier than frog balls". The neighbourhood also is maybe a little down at heel, basically most of our interactions with locals go like this:
Random Homeless Dude: Yo man, Can you spare a dollar for a nigga jew?
Me + The Dude: No/Yes.
Random Homeless Dude: Fuck you motherfucker/How about two dollar.
Yeah I'm gonna miss this place; homeless dudes in Australia got nothing on their colleagues in the Greatest Nation on Earf.
I received my final results ever for "VILE DEGREE OF LAWS ETC" today; basically dudes at Law School were all like "WTF HOW CAN ONE WOMAN BE SO AWESOME/INSIGHTFUL ABOUT LEGAL ISSUES OF OUR TIME, ALSO THAT BITCH HAS ATTITUDE OF THE GODS". Those kids will be totally sad [suicidal?] to see me go [OBVIOUSLY], but not as sad as I will be to farewell the many [nb: "0"] beautiful friends I have made during my studies. When you are looking for Awesome Humans, I'm tellin you bros, look no further than your local Law Faculty; those places are total hotbeds of Sweetness, Humility & Goodwill of all Kinds.
"THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, CUNTFACES".
OK, The Dude & I have an appointment with America's Next Top Model/Similar High Quality Viewing, so will see you laters bros.
xoxo nora
3 comments:
"When you are looking for Awesome Humans, I'm tellin you bros, look no further than your local Law Faculty"
so, so true
Dear Mister Nora
I hope your results were 'Fucking Unbelievable'.
I note that of the approximately 800 people I met in association with the Lore, the total of Good Cunts Who I Would Piss On If On Fire sits at approx 5. And I was 'lucky to have a very good year/s'.
Kind Regards,
Kiki: You bet. Only place you might find nicer peeps is KGB\KKK.
IOYC: Thanks bro, my results were definitely implausible.
ALMOST AS IMPLAUSIBLE AS 5 GOOD CUNTS.
Will have to take your word[s] for it.
xoxo nora
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