Front page headline of today's local paper concerned a MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING WORLD ISSUE. It's worse than Israel/Palestine; it's bigger than global warming; it's MORE PRESSING EVEN THAN THE CRICKET.
You will have guessed already, I'm sure, but let me spell it out for you:
MARAUDING MOTHERFUCKING PIGEONS ARE STEALING FOOD FROM OUTDOOR TABLES AT LOCAL EATERIES.
CAFE OWNERS ARE IN UPROAR.
As well they should be. The time to hesitate is through: I DECLARE A WAR ON PIGEONS.
Are you with us, or are you with the RATS OF THE SKY?
xoxox nora
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