Will I kill again?

Hello there.


YO.


Sorry I’ve been inattentive. Cremated has pretty much taken a back seat lately, and stayed there, drinking bourbon straight from the bottle, injecting crystal meth and making out with high school drop outs and petty criminals while I have been going through my 2193081204391248th Early-Late-20s-Crisis. I am reading a book right now about JP Sartre and S de Beauvoir and thinking FUCK ME DEAD, I’m TWENTY SEVEN; WHY AM I NOT SMOKING GITANES/FUCKING HEAPS OF VIRGINS/LIVING AN AUTHENTIC LIFE/MAKING WITH THE ORIGINAL THOUGHTS LIKE IT’S 1929?

See I have come to something of a Creative Full Stop after discovering recently that I did pretty well in the Laws Degree. The ‘Full Stop’ looks a bit like this:

WHAT KIND OF BORING FREAK DOES WELL AT LAWS.

[Ok so basically most people I know who did well at laws are completely non-boring freaks; there are nice, creative people of the laws, sure, hilarious bloggers of laws, people of laws with edgy fashions, and many laws dudes might even care for the rights of fellow humans, engage in Fun Runs/Oxymorons for Charity, ferociously defend unpopular causes while WEARING WIGS, etc etc etc………….basically all I have to say to your CONVINCING REBUTTAL is 'WHATEVER, dudes, YOUR PEDANTRY IS SPOILING MY IRRATIONAL INDIGNATION.' Also, I think the Tide of Bores is on my side. I will SEE your Shaun Micallef and RAISE you one John Howard and WHATCHA GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW, SUNSHINE.].

I am thinking that maybe I should turn all that Power of Brain that allows me to understand complex trust arrangements into shit that might actually not make me want to drink Ajax. Something worthwhile. Something interesting. Maybe something like drafting a REVOLUTIONARY MANIFESTO. Or building large animals out of twigs and chewing gum. Or GETTING A PROPER HAIR CUT. The possibilities are endless, unlike MY HAIR, which is FULL OF ENDS [split].


With this in mind I am now going to make like the WILD BEAST OF ACTION that I am and maybe get myself some lunch.

Seeyouse.

xoxo nora