So I finally managed to download my pictures from on to my Fucked up LapTop. That up there is the Berlin Wall.
NB Here is how Fucked Up my Lap Top is:
IS THAT POSTMODON OR WHATS.
[I'm not sure what went wrong with the computer. I took it to Queensland last year and I think a fucken varmint bled all over it or some shit. Those inky blots in the middle make me feel sort of old-skool and Anne of Green Gables and 'please sir may I have some more of those scrumptious smoked squid scones yr packin' and 'OMFG my nib is naff, WOT am I 2 DO' and 'What is the best place to get your Poodle Serviced' etcetcetc IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT [NB I'm not sure I do] but they also make Processing my Words of Wisdomz and Peacez pretty difficult.]
Anyway. Whatevs. Point is that pictures from Berlin reminded me of Graffiti, and Graffiti, for reasons unknown to some dudes incl. Boy George and the Australian Federal Police, makes me think of George Carlin.
This is pretty fucking excellent because although George isn't like 500% Nutricious & Packed full of Nuts & Grains of Wisdom (NOT LIKE ME), the good news is that the Books you get in George Carlin's 'Join the Bookclub!' Comedy Track are pretty much the most awesome shit ever. Here is a Selection of Choice Cuts:
- How to Fillet a Panda
- 64 Good Reasons for Giving up Hope
- My Dog is a Real Fruit
- Reorganising Your Pockets!
- What to Wear on the Toilet
- Tremble Your Way to Fitness
- Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway!
- A Complete List of Things that are Still Pending
- The Meaning of Corn
- Cooking With Heat!
- Marriage for One!
- Let's Change the Alphabet!
- Sport Fishing with Power Saws
- Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin
- How to Give People Your Best Regards
- How to Kill a Rat with an Oboe!
- How to Turn Unbearable Pain into Extra Income!
Ahh, things that are amusing even when I am not plastered off my frankly lobotomised brain on SIMPLE LOVE OF THE LIFES/PLEASURE OF FLOWERS/SUNNY DAYS/FEVEROUS KILLINGS. These are the things that make it all worthwhile.
xoxo nora
PS 'I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked!'
4 comments:
The streets in Berlin are alive, thanks to the myriads of fine graffiti. Did you see the number 6 everywhere? or the Red smiley face guy? Or Mr Yellow Fist?
I'd love to go to Berlin. And cancel the "Saving Babies" show.
Dear Mister Nora
I hope your Lap Top hasn't permanently exploded resulting in premature death and / or dismemberment.
Kind Regards,
long division: I probably did see those things but can't remember as I spent a lot of time in Berlin kind of drunk. The grafitti there is fucking awesome generally though.
Audrey: You should go - it's basically perfect except for all the Germans.
BWFS: Worse that that, my brain keeps exploding with ennui and making a nasty mess all over my keyboard. I may need to invest in some kind of helmet/gladwrap.
xoxo nora
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