Dude had paid for first class, after all. That extra $4,000 or whatever must go towards some kind of special privileges, and if those special privileges involve an ex-policewoman with mental health issues and no regard for sexual hygiene, WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE
You know, this reminds me of this one time when my friend Gilldo and I were enjoying the unique delight of the senses that is the Long Haul Flight on Egypt Air (DO YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF ELDERLY ARABS COUGHING UP PHLEGM AND SPITTING IT INTO POTS? I KNOW I DO!!!) (DO YOU ALSO LIKE THE HEADY SCENT OF CHEAP CIGARS MIXED IN WITH A RARE AND SPICY FLATULENCE IN A CONFINED SPACE?? BOOK YOUR FLIGHT TODAY!!!!), and Gilldo was actually invited 'backstage' to get bizzzzay with an alluringly surly Egyptian Flight Attendant. Bizarrely, she turned him down - and this was even BEFORE we had worked out that Arabs are Monsters who Hate Our Freedoms and Democracies!! Clearly she did not attend the Ralph Fiennes School of Sexual Opportunism.
"OMG, CAN I ENROLL RIGHT NOW? I HAVE PAPERS."
Sure, but it's expensive and may involve sex with his less attractive younger sibling. Your call, babes.
xoxo nora
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I was pretty sure this post would be the best thing I read today, but then I read:
If her claims that Fiennes was the "best lover she'd ever had" were embarrassing for Qantas, the revelation that she routinely wore no underwear to work may have been too much.
from here, and now I feel I may have to shuffle your most excellent post to no. 2.
x
mister nora,
you lie - that dark haired finnes is more fine than his older bro. He has the strange, rat-like compelling thing down Cold.
Sharpatootha,
I tried clicking on your link, but it kept taking me to the opening www.blogger.com page. This has been the bane of my existance all day.
Please summerise the content of the link in Public Enemy rap stylez or just provide a funner link.
Kind regards,
Adam.
Oh, i'm sorry Adam, it was just a link to theage.com's latest update on the Fiennes'/Hostie saga wherein they mention her sackage due to Her blabbering etc. I can't find the link atm, but I do take responsibility for being a dunce and linking improperly before. SOREEE
No problems Sharpatootha, I totally dig your rapping summerising apologising stylin w-w-wordy-words.
At least, that's how I read it.
O fer fucks! I'm guessing he paid 1st Class and he had to have sex IN THE TOILET? WITH A SCRUBBER? I'm sticking (snigger) with economy.
sharpatootha: I will take second place. Does it come with some sort of trohpy/tiara??
herbert: well I suppose you have a point re Joseph's latent rodent sex appeal. I am still struggling to overcome his contribution to that Infatuated Bard bullshit.
meva: I see where you're coming from but my position [snigger?] on toilet sex with a scrubber is basically: IT'S SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT.
xoxo nora
She may have been sacked because she failed to comply with
The Usual Qantas Procedure -
which is: fooking only 'other crew' members and doing it the proper bunks in the luggage hold where they all go to sleep while the passengers do.
She used to be a cop?
Then a hostie ?
Now a scrubber ?
A short journey.
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