I am Please to Announce that according to Sitemeter Research Bureau, Cremated is now coming in the TOP TEN google search results for the following phrases:
1. freky porn (NUMBER ONE!!!)
2. why is mycunt hairy (6th)
3. glugging from inside vagina (3rd)
4. mean dwarves (3rd)
5. floozy sing a gram (2nd)
6. grouselike birds (6th)
7. hate samantha brett (3rd)*
8. picture of absalom on a mule (3rd)
Now you can all say you knew me BEFORE I was famous.
xoxo nora
*after seeing this I tried Samantha Brett is a fuckwit : NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now I die happy
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
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Whoa!! Dude!!
Can I now sell your toasters and other household items for a million kabillion dollars?
Haha fucking Samantha Brett.
Take that!
Oh Samantha Brett is so awful. I saw her on Not Sunsrise the other day and it was vaguely embarrassing. I can't believe she's got two books out and is 'one of Australia's most widely read writers'.
Depressing.
Adam: if you pawn my shaved hair off on ebay you might be able to buy a small nation!
Jobe: I bet she's crying herself to sleep RIGHT NOW.
Audrey: as Jarvis Cocker says, 'they say the cream will always rise up to the top...well I say: shit floats.'
Cunts are still running the world.
xoxo nora
Pffft, what the hell can you do with a small nation? Can't I just spend the monies on wine, dancing girls, high tech gizmos and pizzas?
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