"What up, bitch?"
GUESS WHAT! I'LL BE HOME IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!!
"...whatever."
OMG GOD I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! WE CAN PLAY SCRABBLE AND WATCH DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!!
"Just be sure you is packin some duty free Friskies and a cask of Yalumba's finest, ok bitch."
LIKE, OF COURSE!!!!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME LIKE I CAN'T WAIT, I TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU, IS THIS LIKE EXCITING OR WHAT!!!!!!!!! AREN'T YOU GLAD I'M COMING HOME???
"I'm thrilled."
OMG ME TOO!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS SEE YOU SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOX
"..."
xoxo nora
4 comments:
Those cats are so excited about your return they have almost slipped into a com(m)a/full stop.
They basically run through all the punctuation marks except the exclamation mark. Ungrateful bitches.
xoxo nora
have you gone all middle-ages / single / reclusive on us??
Hey you don't need to be middle aged/single/reclusive to enjoy the distain of a good pussy.
Also, THERE IS NOTHING MORE HARDCORE THAN BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR CATS. FOR REALS.
xoxo nora
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