[Some call me "cuntface"]
Anyway, am now totally hiding out in a Bangkok Hotel, eating chillies and generally fáiling to see sights/heed DFAT travel warnings. Dudes, I live for thrills. Yeah I have been swimming in the pool and watching cable TV with basically NO REGARD FOR MY OWN SAFETY/THE SANCTITY OF HUMAN LIFES.
You might think I am reckless and foolish in this way, but FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, if that's what you think then you're basically the moral equivalent of the UPTIGHT POLICE CHIEF WHO WANTS TO TAKE DIRTY HARRY OFF THE STREETS.
"Go ahead DFAT, make my day"
Sometimes what you need is a renegade, know what I'm sayin. And YOU CAN THANK FUCK that this particular renegade is ''loaded with STACKS AND STACKS of courage/testicles" because it has lead her [me] to discover that the ABC Network over here shows Stingers re-runs like TWICE A DAY. This is pretty much the most fucking awesome news I could possibly report, because although I may not have alerted you to this before, TOO MUCH CHURCHIE IS NEVER ENOUGH.
"Churchie [right] with random whore"
Seriously, with this killer combination of "Tropical Weathers" and "High Quality Police Dramas" I should totally move to Bangers like for evs.
xoxo nora
10 comments:
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FREAKIN' MARRY BANGKOK THEN!
Well, like this dude came by, and like you know, as if he knew us, PICKED US UP, and like fondles us and like fuck man, I dunno, NOT FUCKING RIGHT.
So, you know, he then like gets into our fucking toilet!!! and Jeepers, scoops up the shit, MY SHIT MAN (and some of Gus's) and puts it in, like heh, a BAG, man... fuckin' trippy...
And THEN, like as if, you know, we would even THINK of like, EATING after this, he fills our fucking bowls with dried food shit.
Fuck ME, dude. When you coming BACK, I gotta deal with this SHIT and you know, me and Gus, we simple fuckin pussies, and well, FUCK! Artickyoulate too.
Please get back you lazy pricks, I can't take this FUCKWIT feeding me for much longer - and fiddling with our SHIT, I mean,Jesus Krispy Krist, this is VERY FUCKIN WIERD! You hired this dude?
We are well fed but.
Bella and Gus.
Ungrateful little shits.
Those pussies finally understand the power of the exclamation mark.
And I highly recommend copious amounts of Thai whisky and watching of Thai soaps. Everyone understands the universal language of the soap.
PUSSYCATS!!! ALIVE AND FED AND FONDLED AND MAKING SWEARS!!! AND APPARENTLY COMPUTER LITERATE!!! Man a lot can happen in 4 months.
Jayboy: those cats may be ungrateful but me n The Dude are sacrificing virgins/goats/virgin goats in your honour as we speak. THANX BRO U R DA GR8EST. SEE U SOON! (home toosday)
Meva: thanks for the recommendations, will get on to it ASAP.............i.e. right now cos it's 10am and THE HOTEL BAR JUST OPENED.
Adam: man you're touching on some sensitive shit there fella, like I would love to make the relationship, you know, 'official' but Bangers is all like, 'let's take things slow, I'm not ready to settle down, maybe we should see other people' blah blah blah. Won't even introduce me to its fucking friends.
Fucking commitmentphobe.
xoxo nora
Mister Nora or similar, Welcome back to The Aust. When you are rid of the crazy smelly jetlagged can you send me an e-mail to the.adz@gmail.com because The World As We Know It is demanding me (under threat of pitchforks/Fear Factor) to interview the muthafreakin' realness, ie, you.
vegetarian? what are you a fag or something?
ha.
Kiki: YES I AM.
Also, when monkeys are king you will be first against the wall.
xoxo nora
pffft
whatevs
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