OK ALREADY

Sheesh. So I have been a bit slack. Dudes, you must understand that it’s hard to muster the motivation to blog when your life is more boring than an endless reel of Ingmar Bergman films.

"WTF? SCREW YOU, MISTER NORA"


Sorry Ingmar. But you can't deny it's true.

Anyway, for the last couple of months I've pretty much done nothing but go to work, fantasise about the dole, sniff white out, go home, drink myself into a stupor, and fall asleep in front of Quizmania.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF AND HAVE DONE WITH IT, YOU MISERABLE WHINING BITCH."


Am thinking about it, my furry little brothers.

Anyway. I am doing some fun things this weekend involving
1. BALLFEET
2. PIE COMPETITIONS
3. GETTING HIGH

If exciting things happen I promise I will compose something SPECTACULARLY HILARIOUS/barely worth vomiting all over.


xoxo nora