2. Consume 20,000 champagne cocktails.
3. Kick it off with some delightful TV Christmas Specials, preferably all in German.
"Einer spittel liebe markt guten tag vow vow das ist fich dich doch selst, ya?"
4. Watch DVDs involving Mel Gibson at an earlier, handsomer, less antisemitic age.
"In a post-apocolyptic future, I will become quite ugly, quite drunk, and slag off the jews, and then I will make a fucking killing at the box office. Awesome."
5. Give The Dude a haircut.
ALWAYZ GUT FOR FUN TIMEZ.
xoxo nora
2 comments:
You are living my dream, mr nora. Only I dream of a christmas in spanish. And no haircutting.
still - awesome.
Haircut is a vital ingredient, Herbert. The thrill of having someone's entire life/sense of self worth in your drunken, scissor wielding hands...basically it's like being God, only with less papal interaction.
xoxo nora
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