Friday, November 14, 2008

russian brides

LIKES:

1. grainy photos

2. deal or no deal

3. CRAZY CATS

4. winning

5. drinking alone


DISLIKES

1. waking up

3. consecutive things

6. everyone

2. crack daddies

5. vomit hair


xoxo nora

3 comments:

Adam said...

What the heck are 'CRAZY CATS' anyways? Are they actual cats with some sort of mental deficiency that makes them shout and make angry paws at other cats who aren't even there and may never have existed or are 'CRAZY CATS' a reference by smelly beatnix types to sloweyed, barely breathing office workers who are just trying to provide XBoxes to their ungrateful kids whilst knowing they are ungrateful but are secretly taking a quantum of solace in the fact that one day said kids will also be sloweyed, barely breathing office workers themselves having to themselves work themselves to boredom just to provide a cool virtual world MMORGWTF that needs some serious 256 MEGAGIGTRILLABYTES to run for their ungrateful kids unless of course The Matrix and The Terminator 2 were actually made by prophets in which case this whole thing just happens underground anyway? Please clarify.

that's mister nora to you, sonny said...

OMG dude, you've totally exposed me as the sloweyed, barely breathing office type that I have so inevitably become. I suspect only UNIMAGINABLY LARGE QUANTITIES OF GIN/swearing will stop my inevitable decline.

Wish me luck.

xoxonora

Adam said...

Good luck!!1!

I totally can't imagine that much gin/swearing.

Dude, just become a total world renown mullet hunter. A massive awesome beanbag of 'business up front, party at the back' scalps will lead to so many OMG TOTAL FENG SHUIs!